{"id":81410,"date":"2025-10-31T20:00:04","date_gmt":"2025-11-01T00:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\/?p=81410"},"modified":"2025-12-12T21:40:47","modified_gmt":"2025-12-13T02:40:47","slug":"grab-your-coffee-for-this-weeks-story-bada-mares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\/?p=81410","title":{"rendered":"Grab your coffee for this week&#8217;s story&#8230; &#8220;BADA$$ MARES&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The past few weeks, we\u2019ve been concentrating on our old warriors, and we will get back to them. However, this week we wanted to start a new segment called \u2013 BADA$$ MARES.<\/p>\n<p>Please note, many of the stories currently being told come from our longtime volunteers from years ago, who had a particular horse\u2014or horses\u2014they first fell in love with.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone remember the movie Thelma and Louise? It was about two friends who went on a road trip and found themselves in a strange situation. Well, let us tell you about our version of Thelma and Louise.<\/p>\n<p>Her name was Janis, a.k.a. Thelma, and her sidekick was none other than her foal, Ariana, a.k.a. Louise. Janis was a big, solid girl\u2014just a little too loud, a little too pushy, maybe even a little too bossy.<\/p>\n<p>In case you\u2019re not aware, sometimes after a mare gives birth, she becomes a hot commodity for other stallions. Lead stallions and their lieutenants have their hands full trying to maintain their bands during this time. This is exactly what happened in Janis\u2019 band not long after Ariana was born.<\/p>\n<p>Once the dust had settled from all the flailing hooves, it was discovered that Janis and Ariana had been snatched by Inspector. If only poor Inspector had known then that all the energy, he expended fighting for Janis and Ariana would be for naught.<\/p>\n<p>Our big, beautiful girl made a decision the day Inspector captured them\u2014one that not many mares would make. She and her youngster made a run for it. And run they did. Thelma and Louise were born.<\/p>\n<p>Over the next several weeks, our volunteers scoured the river to locate Thelma and Louise. There would be a sighting at Coon Bluff, and then the following day they\u2019d be observed at Mud Cliffs.<\/p>\n<p>One day, a stallion was seen in the distance attempting to snake Thelma and Louise. Witnesses noted that Thelma spurned his advances and kicked out at him\u2014the girls were on the run again.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, our volunteers came across a serene family scene near Sheep\u2019s Crossing. Thelma and Louise had stopped being on the lam and were with one of our favorite bachelor stallions\u2014who also happens to enjoy coming and going at his leisure\u2014Spot.<\/p>\n<p>Over the years, our girl Janis has finally given up her Thelma and Louise days.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, this is \u2013 As the River Flows.<\/p>\n<p>Photo by Pam B<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Please note, many of the stories currently being told come from our longtime volunteers from years ago, who had a particular horse\u2014or horses\u2014they first fell in love with.","protected":false},"author":675,"featured_media":81411,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"give_campaign_id":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[74],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-updates"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Grab your coffee for this week&#039;s story... &quot;BADA$$ MARES&quot;. - Salt River Wild Horse Management Group<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\/?p=81410\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Grab your coffee for this week&#039;s story... &quot;BADA$$ MARES&quot;. - Salt River Wild Horse Management Group\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Please note, many of the stories currently being told come from our longtime volunteers from years ago, who had a particular horse\u2014or horses\u2014they first fell in love with.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\/?p=81410\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Salt River Wild Horse Management Group\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2025-11-01T00:00:04+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2025-12-13T02:40:47+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Jannis-Thelma-and-Ariana.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"2000\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1291\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Kristy\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@srwhmg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@srwhmg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Kristy\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\\\/?p=81410#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\\\/?p=81410\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Kristy\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.saltriverwildhorsemanagementgroup.org\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/05c03dce9d0014ea6e5541dcc40d186a\"},\"headline\":\"Grab your coffee for this week&#8217;s story&#8230; 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